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Worldwide decline of the entomofauna: A review of its drivers

insects, climate-change, biodiversity, 2019, ecology, science, extinction

Biodiversity of insects is threatened worldwide. Here, we present a comprehensive review of 73 historical reports of insect declines from across the globe, and systematically assess the underlying drivers. Our work reveals dramatic rates of decline that may lead to the extinction of 40% of the world’s insect species over the next few decades. […] The main drivers of species declines appear to be in order of importance: i) habitat loss and conversion to intensive agriculture and urbanisation; ii) pollution, mainly that by synthetic pesticides and fertilisers; iii) biological factors, including pathogens and introduced species; and iv) climate change

via https://sci-hub.tw/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0006320718313636

Terrapattern

data, satellite, imaging, maps, cartography, search, Terrapattern

Terrapattern provides an open-ended interface for visual query-by-example. Simply click an interesting spot on Terrapattern’s map, and it will find other locations that look similar. Our tool is ideal for locating specialized ‘nonbuilding structures’ and other forms of soft infrastructure that aren’t usually indicated on maps. It’s an open-source tool for discovering “patterns of interest” in unlabeled satellite imagery—a prototype for exploring the unmapped, and the unmappable.

via http://www.terrapattern.com/about

Better Language Models and Their Implications

gpt2, ML, AI, text, text-generation, generative, OpenAI, 2019

GPT-2 displays a broad set of capabilities, including the ability to generate conditional synthetic text samples of unprecedented quality, where we prime the model with an input and have it generate a lengthy continuation. In addition, GPT-2 outperforms other language models trained on specific domains (like Wikipedia, news, or books) without needing to use these domain-specific training datasets. On language tasks like question answering, reading comprehension, summarization, and translation, GPT-2 begins to learn these tasks from the raw text, using no task-specific training data. While scores on these downstream tasks are far from state-of-the-art, they suggest that the tasks can benefit from unsupervised techniques, given sufficient (unlabeled) data and compute.

via https://blog.openai.com/better-language-models/

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The Opportunity to Rove on Mars! 🔴

nasa:

Today, we’re expressing gratitude for the opportunity to rove on Mars (#ThanksOppy) as we mark the completion of a successful mission that exceeded our expectations.  

Our Opportunity Rover’s last communication with Earth was received on June 10, 2018, as a planet-wide dust storm blanketed the solar-powered rover’s location on the western rim of Perseverance Valley, eventually blocking out so much sunlight that the rover could no longer charge its batteries. Although the skies over Perseverance cleared, the rover did not respond to a final communication attempt on Feb. 12, 2019.

As the rover’s mission comes to an end, here are a few things to know about its opportunity to explore the Red Planet.

90 days turned into 15 years!

Opportunity launched on July 7, 2003 and landed on Mars on Jan. 24, 2004 for a planned mission of 90 Martian days, which is equivalent to 92.4 Earth days. While we did not expect the golf-cart-sized rover to survive through a Martian winter, Opportunity defied all odds as a 90-day mission turned into 15 years!

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The Opportunity caught its own silhouette in this late-afternoon image taken in March 2014 by the rover’s rear hazard avoidance camera. This camera is mounted low on the rover and has a wide-angle lens.

Opportunity Set  Out-Of-This-World Records

Opportunity’s achievements, including confirmation water once flowed on Mars. Opportunity was, by far, the longest-lasting lander on Mars. Besides endurance, the six-wheeled rover set a roaming record of 28 miles.

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This chart illustrates comparisons among the distances driven by various wheeled vehicles on the surface of Earth’s moon and Mars. Opportunity holds the off-Earth roving distance record after accruing 28.06 miles (45.16 kilometers) of driving on Mars.

It’s Just Like Having a Geologist on Mars

Opportunity was created to be the mechanical equivalent of a geologist walking from place to place on the Red Planet. Its mast-mounted cameras are 5 feet high and provided 360-degree two-eyed, human-like views of the terrain. The robotic arm moved like a human arm with an elbow and wrist, and can place instruments directly up against rock and soil targets of interest. The mechanical “hand” of the arm holds a microscopic camera that served the same purpose as a geologist’s handheld magnifying lens.

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There’s Lots to See on Mars

After an airbag-protected landing craft settled onto the Red Planet’s surface and opened, Opportunity rolled out to take panoramic images. These images gave scientists the information they need to select promising geological targets that tell part of the story of water in Mars’ past. Since landing in 2004, Opportunity has captured more than 200,000 images. Take a look in this photo gallery.

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From its perch high on a ridge, the Opportunity rover recorded this image on March 31, 2016 of a Martian dust devil twisting through the valley below. The view looks back at the rover’s tracks leading up the north-facing slope of “Knudsen Ridge,” which forms part of the southern edge of “Marathon Valley

There Was Once Water on Mars?!

Among the mission’s scientific goals was to search for and characterize a wide range of rocks and soils for clues to past water activity on Mars. In its time on the Red Planet, Opportunity discovered small spheres of the mineral hematite, which typically forms in water. In addition to these spheres that a scientist nicknamed “blueberries,” the rover also found signs of liquid water flowing across the surface in the past: brightly colored veins of the mineral gypsum in rocks, for instance, which indicated water flowing through underground fractures.

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The small spheres on the Martian surface in this close-up image are near Fram Crater, visited by the Opportunity rover in April 2004.

For more about Opportunity’s adventures and discoveries, see: https://go.nasa.gov/ThanksOppy.

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SinGweesh: About time lah! - The Middle Ground

arrghigiveup:

You know what’s the problem with Singlish’s street cred? Every joker who has ever heard it before thinks he or she can speak it. Just ask that angmo who’s been in Singapore for a few weeks, and you may hear him or her boast: “You think I cannot speak lah?” Actually, angmo, I dun think hor, I know – because that use of “lah” is so salah.

Poor, poor “lah”! It has kena so much abuse that sometimes we wonder whether we’re still a Western colony. Come on, show some respect! “Is ‘lah’ a note to follow ‘soh’?” isn’t funny – we’ve heardit a gazillion times. Such wilful ignorance isn’t cute. “How go to Orchard Road lah?” “Lah your friend is so beautiful.” “The chicken rice nice-nice leh lah!”

What the fiak. (Yes, that’s how we say it.) “Lah” has to be like among the most abused words in the history of abused words. So let’s get the rules right for the sake of our sanity. “Lah” is firstly used at the end of a sentence or a main clause – nowhere else. No “Lah you is so funny” or “I take lah the bus home”. This isn’t French. But you can say “Dun care him lah, let’s go!” or use it with a filler like “OK”, as in “Please lah, OK?” (By the way, this “OK” doesn’t mean OK; it means “for God’s sake”. Surprise.)

Secondly, there’s no need to use “lah” to end every sentence. Once is enough to set the tone – unless you want to change this tone or to be irritating. So it makes sense when you cry, for example, “Help me lah! Lend me money lah!” Otherwise, dun lah-lah-lah please.

Thirdly, “lah” isn’t exactly meaningless. And it doesn’t mean “dude” or “babe”, and you shouldn’t say “How are you lah?” when you mean “How are you, bro?” There are even multiple meanings to it, and each meaning is defined by the context in play. I can identify three main types:

  1. The pleading “lah”, as in “Go away lah!” or “Go and die lah!”, and both of these mean “Please get lost”.

  2. The emphatic “lah”, as when you hear “You see lah!” The emphasis here is on you seeing – which presumably you haven’t been – and the line therefore means “Didn’t I tell you to watch out?”

  3. The affirmative “lah”, as in “Steady lah!” or “Solid lah!”, both of which mean “You’re impressive! Keep it up!”

These three “lahs” are also differentiated by tone, and so you need to learn to enunciate right too. None of them involves the sing-song “lah” of The Sound of Music. The pleading “lah” sounds like a deflating balloon: “laaah”. The emphatic “lah” is a spurt ending on a higher pitch, like when something drops on your foot. The affirmative “lah” is also a spurt, but it pulls downwards after going up, thus showing the very control of feeling it signals.

So, everyone, please lah, OK? Dun simi sai also go lah. Use your “lahs” sparingly and accurately, and you will win over the easily wounded hearts of native Singaporeans faster than HDB upgrading!

– Gwee Li Sui is a poet, a graphic novelist, and a lite-ra-rary critic who also likes to talk cock sing song.

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Senior EU officials have told me bluntly they know Brexit was won through illegality and cheating by Leave. Leaving the EU is…

IFTTT, Twitter, chrisinsilico


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Srinivas: Anthropology cannot be satisfied to train students for a crumbling world, but rather should allow them to imagine a…

IFTTT, Twitter, justinpickard


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Just climbed Montagne de Bueren, a 374-step staircase in Liège, Belgium, while thinking about transitional spaces and Georges…

IFTTT, Twitter, MjTurner_


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Just learned the amazing word “apophany” from apophenia, the tendency to see patterns when they aren’t there, i.e. faces in…

IFTTT, Twitter, Ada_Palmer


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Within the past 24 hours, France, Russia, & the US have all conducted test launches of unarmed nuclear missiles. France: 1…

IFTTT, Twitter, DEFCONWSALERTS


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This is a picture of the far side of the Moon and Earth beyond, captured on Feb. 4 by a camera on board the student-built…

IFTTT, Twitter, JPMajor


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Here’s @tobias_revell and I’s most recent work ‘Augury’, an installation that parodies the faith in algorithmic prediction by…

IFTTT, Twitter, wesleygoatley


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Tweeted it before but your design brief should always, always, always end with the final point. A more articulate critique of…

IFTTT, Twitter, tobias_revell


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The first ever simulated image of a black hole, by astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet (1978). The surrounding accretion disk was…

IFTTT, Twitter, fadesingh


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"Magic is insidious, and therein lies its danger… In magical rites the inversion of letters serves the diabolical purpose of…

IFTTT, Twitter, brightabyss


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For professional reasons, got a new phone & been testing the Google Assistant. Out-of-the-box, if you say “good morning” it will…

IFTTT, Twitter, samim


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Today is #WorldCancerDay. On this day, exactly a decade ago I was first diagnosed with cancer. To mark this decade of living…

IFTTT, Twitter, deziluzija


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Books 11: https://t.co/xOehTsXoHe published The Million last summer. It’s set in the universe of Lockstep, but inside-out: it’s…

IFTTT, Twitter, KarlSchroeder


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I admire @GretaThunberg, I respect her, I find her courage inspirational, and I also recognize that having these feelings won’t…

IFTTT, Twitter, RoyScranton


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Three emoji thesis for philosophers: • Deleuze: 🥚🦞🥔 • Haraway: 🤖🤝🐶 • Bataille: 🌞💦🌍 • Adorno: 🚘🙅‍♂️📺 • Benjamin: 💨👼🔥 • Barthes:…

IFTTT, Twitter, thewastedworld


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Forest supercomputers, computational landscape architecture, and WiFi’s passage through trees—“landscapes sown specifically for…

IFTTT, Twitter, bldgblog


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’[E]veryone has a religion, whether admitted or not, because it is impossible to be human without having some basic assumptions…

IFTTT, Twitter, PeterSjostedtH


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Jogja Noise Bombing, From the street to the stage, #book by Indra Menus & Sean Stellefox (in Indonesian & English) is now…

IFTTT, Twitter, Cdrk_Syrphe


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How is our business preparing for pointless brexit? Cancelled travel in April, applied for export licence, stocked up on…

IFTTT, Twitter, nebogeo


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THIS SATURDAY 2nd FEB @DiagonalRecords @Cafeoto HP [@RussellHaswell x @odbpowell ] — live debut w/ visuals by mathias gmachl…

IFTTT, Twitter, RussellHaswell


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The crossword are probably the only mainstream puzzle format that requires a full-blown postrational civilizational OODA loop…

IFTTT, Twitter, vgr


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IFTTT, Twitter, crashtxt


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