A novelist invents a better version of capitalism: Drinking Bloody Marys.
— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) July 14, 2020
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There is a library in Egypt where you can borrow recursive algorithms instead of books.
— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) April 29, 2020
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A bisexual professor walks into a forest and discovers a chestnut tree made of Nikola Tesla.
— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) February 21, 2020
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A sea snake asks you to solve a riddle: Why is a cockroach like a pigeon?
— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) February 7, 2020
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An innkeeper finds out that seven tigers are controlling random numbers.
— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) February 10, 2019
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