Posts tagged barbie

This is a game in which a sentient closet-based AI locks four girls in a room (with giant metal barriers) because one of them smudged her make-up, and forces them to repeatedly apply lipstick and eyeliner to freakishly giant doll heads until he is satisfied. That’s not my arch interpretation of events. That’s what actually happens.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/11/27/barbie-dreamhouse-party-creeps-the-crap-out-of-me/