“He was living the high life with his cars, watches and a new pet goat”
“He was living the high life with his cars, watches and a new pet goat”
“He was living the high life with his cars, watches and a new pet goat”
“In the early days of the automobile, it was drivers’ job to avoid you, not your job to avoid them,” says Peter Norton, a historian at the University of Virginia and author of Fighting Traffic: The Dawn of the Motor Age in the American City. “But under the new model, streets became a place for cars — and as a pedestrian, it’s your fault if you get hit.” One of the keys to this shift was the creation of the crime of jaywalking.
Under the first-of-its-kind legislation proposed in New York, drivers involved in accidents would have to submit their phone to roadside testing from a textalyzer to determine whether the driver was using a mobile phone ahead of a crash. In a bid to get around the Fourth Amendment right to privacy, the textalyzer allegedly would keep conversations, contacts, numbers, photos, and application data private. It will solely say whether the phone was in use prior to a motor-vehicle mishap. Further analysis, which might require a warrant, could be necessary to determine whether such usage was via hands-free dashboard technology and to confirm the original finding.
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“And I promise you,” said the big green bat. “You don’t need to factor the number. You just need to GET OUT OF THE CAR.” “I can’t get out of the car until you factor the number.” “I won’t factor the number until you get out of the car.” “Please, I’m begging you, factor the number!” “Yes, well, I’m begging you, please get out of the car!” “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FACTOR THE FUCKING NUMBER!” “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!” “FACTOR THE FUCKING NUMBER!” “GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!” “Universal love,” said the cactus person.
–SCOTT ALEXANDER in http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/04/21/universal-love-said-the-cactus-person/