Posts tagged A woman goes into the woods

There’s a joke from Ancient Sumeria 4,000 years ago that goes, “A dog walked into a tavern and said, ‘I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” We don’t know what it means.

A woman goes into the woods. She encounters a man and a bear. The man is actually cake. The bear has two wolves inside it. The wolves want to know if you would love them if they were a worm