This is your free trial apocalypse. If you do not wish to renew your subscription at the end of the trial period, you must…
This is your free trial apocalypse. If you do not wish to renew your subscription at the end of the trial period, you must cancel your carbon emissions by 2030. Otherwise your apocalypse will automatically renew for the next million years.
— Filastine (@Filastine) March 22, 2020
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