Scientists: there is a zombie outbreak Think tanks: The zombies are a natural cycle Politicians: I’m not a zombie expert…
Scientists: there is a zombie outbreak
— Kate Marvel (@DrKateMarvel) November 4, 2019
Think tanks: The zombies are a natural cycle
Politicians: I’m not a zombie expert
Business: click here to calculate your personal footprint #walkingless
Media: Let’s listen to this zombie denier! (undisclosed: he eats brains)
Public: *eaten*
(via http://twitter.com/DrKateMarvel/status/1191362942995959810)