I’m a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like…
I’m a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
I’m a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn’t be held by a divine covenant I wasn’t there to sign.
I’m a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
I’m a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
I’m a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
I’m a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
I’m a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.
I’m a Sumerian Traditionalist. All the gods are dead because we haven’t fed their idols in 2400 years.