XKCD’s scientific microfiction meme

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In 2008, I traveled to the world’s largest scientific data-centers for a Nature story. No matter whether the labs were devoted to internet archiving, the human genome, or the Higgs boson, they had two things in common: vast server farms, and XKCD.

https://www.nature.com/news/2008/080903/full/455016a.html

Randall Munroe’s webcomic is so unabashedly geeky, so unafraid to be obscure or format-breaking, so affectionate and knowing about the triumphs and pitfalls of science that it is absolute catnip for scientists.

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Last week, Munroe published strip #2456, “Types of scientific paper,” a 3x4 grid of thumbnails of journal articles with titles like, “We put a camera somewhere new” and “My colleague is wrong and I can finally prove it.”

https://xkcd.com/2456/

Even by XKCD standards, this is heavy scientist-bait. The research community has risen to the challenge, flooding the net with remixes that are, if anything, even better than the original: works of microfictional genius to rival Hemingway’s “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Many of these have been collected on @bruces’ Tumblr blogs, and, taken as a body, they constitute an act of wry, insightful auto-ethnography - self-criticism wrapped in humor that tells a story.

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“Types of Paper in Epidemiology and Public Health”

  • We counted how many people have a disease, here are maps with poor countries in red
  • We found that if you call your research ‘genetic epidemiology,’ then people are surprisingly OK with eugenics

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872

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“Types of History Paper”

  • Stuff happened: a chronology 1910-1974
  • They missed so much stuff, it’s honestly embarrassing 1910-1974
  • I am so tired of stuff scholarship
  • Wokeness is killing stuff scholarship! A senior scholar weighs in

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872

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“Types of Glaciology Paper”

  • The ocean is doing a bunch of weird stuff to this glacier
  • Why is it doing that: the wild physics
  • Why is it doing that: now with machine learning
  • We found a glacier that’s doing fine! Oh, wait, nevermind

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872

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“Types of Entomology Paper”

  • This pesticide is completely safe, says one very restricted metric
  • This pesticide will kill us all: extrapolation from irrelevant data
  • 39,000 new parasitic wasps

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872

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“Types of Climate Science Paper.”

  • Here’s a bad thing about climate change you hadn’t even thought about
  • Did any of you guys take a statistics course?
  • Things are definitely worse than we thought
  • Things are definitely better than we thought

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224

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“Types of Quantum Computing Paper”

  • Simulating our system with our system
  • We’ve solved QC with our new scripting language

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224

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“Types of Remote Sensing Papers”

  • We saw stuff on the ground from space
  • We saw stuff on the ground better from space
  • What’s that? Let me see if I can see it from space
  • Have you tried neural networks though?

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224

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“Types of Building Energy Papers”

  • Expensive material improves building efficiency
  • Stop climate change by rebuilding all buildings this way
  • Insulate all things

https://wolfliving.tumblr.com/post/650004947977519104

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“Types of Housing Papers”

  • Why tech workers deserve condos with better walk scores
  • Design students’ yurts will end poverty
  • Supportive housing costs less than boiling poor people in oil and it’s more efficient
  • Elders have rebuilt enough equity for a new round of predatory lending
  • Neighborhood gained wealth when rich people moved in
  • This city ended homelessness (for left-handed veterans with cats)

https://wolfliving.tumblr.com/post/650004131207053312/design-students-yurts-will-end-poverty

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I saved my favorite for last: “How a reporter sees types of science papers”

  • This journal puts the full paper online
  • Quantum
  • I know this person responds to emails
  • GIF-able video in the supporting information
  • Fig 1 seems like it basically sums the whole thing up
  • Scientist beef!
  • I covered their last paper

https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224