XKCD’s scientific microfiction meme
In 2008, I traveled to the world’s largest scientific data-centers for a Nature story. No matter whether the labs were devoted to internet archiving, the human genome, or the Higgs boson, they had two things in common: vast server farms, and XKCD.
https://www.nature.com/news/2008/080903/full/455016a.html
Randall Munroe’s webcomic is so unabashedly geeky, so unafraid to be obscure or format-breaking, so affectionate and knowing about the triumphs and pitfalls of science that it is absolute catnip for scientists.
Last week, Munroe published strip #2456, “Types of scientific paper,” a 3x4 grid of thumbnails of journal articles with titles like, “We put a camera somewhere new” and “My colleague is wrong and I can finally prove it.”
Even by XKCD standards, this is heavy scientist-bait. The research community has risen to the challenge, flooding the net with remixes that are, if anything, even better than the original: works of microfictional genius to rival Hemingway’s “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
Many of these have been collected on @bruces’ Tumblr blogs, and, taken as a body, they constitute an act of wry, insightful auto-ethnography - self-criticism wrapped in humor that tells a story.
“Types of Paper in Epidemiology and Public Health”
- We counted how many people have a disease, here are maps with poor countries in red
- We found that if you call your research ‘genetic epidemiology,’ then people are surprisingly OK with eugenics
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872
“Types of History Paper”
- Stuff happened: a chronology 1910-1974
- They missed so much stuff, it’s honestly embarrassing 1910-1974
- I am so tired of stuff scholarship
- Wokeness is killing stuff scholarship! A senior scholar weighs in
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872
“Types of Glaciology Paper”
- The ocean is doing a bunch of weird stuff to this glacier
- Why is it doing that: the wild physics
- Why is it doing that: now with machine learning
- We found a glacier that’s doing fine! Oh, wait, nevermind
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872
“Types of Entomology Paper”
- This pesticide is completely safe, says one very restricted metric
- This pesticide will kill us all: extrapolation from irrelevant data
- 39,000 new parasitic wasps
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002102621519872
“Types of Climate Science Paper.”
- Here’s a bad thing about climate change you hadn’t even thought about
- Did any of you guys take a statistics course?
- Things are definitely worse than we thought
- Things are definitely better than we thought
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224
“Types of Quantum Computing Paper”
- Simulating our system with our system
- We’ve solved QC with our new scripting language
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224
“Types of Remote Sensing Papers”
- We saw stuff on the ground from space
- We saw stuff on the ground better from space
- What’s that? Let me see if I can see it from space
- Have you tried neural networks though?
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post/650002179207348224
“Types of Building Energy Papers”
- Expensive material improves building efficiency
- Stop climate change by rebuilding all buildings this way
- Insulate all things
https://wolfliving.tumblr.com/post/650004947977519104
“Types of Housing Papers”
- Why tech workers deserve condos with better walk scores
- Design students’ yurts will end poverty
- Supportive housing costs less than boiling poor people in oil and it’s more efficient
- Elders have rebuilt enough equity for a new round of predatory lending
- Neighborhood gained wealth when rich people moved in
- This city ended homelessness (for left-handed veterans with cats)
https://wolfliving.tumblr.com/post/650004131207053312/design-students-yurts-will-end-poverty
I saved my favorite for last: “How a reporter sees types of science papers”
- This journal puts the full paper online
- Quantum
- I know this person responds to emails
- GIF-able video in the supporting information
- Fig 1 seems like it basically sums the whole thing up
- Scientist beef!
- I covered their last paper