Next time I’m moderating a Q&A, I’m going to ask each person who approaches the mic "For what purpose does the person at the…

Next time I’m moderating a Q&A, I’m going to ask each person who approaches the mic “For what purpose does the person at the microphone rise?” and then insist that they start by saying “I rise to ask a question, which will be stated succinctly and in the form of a question”.

—matt blaze (@mattblaze)