If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned…

If you stopped at a deserted rest area to use the restroom and found it filled with turtles who all silently, balefully, turned their heads to look at you, how many turtles would it take to scare you off? That number is your Uncanny Rest-Area Restroom Turtle Number.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) September 11, 2020

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